Terms of Sale

The boring-but-binding stuff

(the deal, in plain english. no gotchas.)

You buy the thing, we send the thing. That's 95% of it. The other 5% is below, written so an actual human can read it. These terms apply to every purchase from the Title Unknown Yet store, operated from Tennessee, USA.

Prices & mistakes

All prices are in US dollars. Taxes and shipping are shown at checkout before you pay — never after.

If we fat-finger a price (a $30 shirt listed at $3), we reserve the right to cancel the order and refund you in full rather than honor the typo. We'll tell you what happened, and we'll be embarrassed about it.

Where we sell

We currently sell and ship to the United States only — including digital products and gift cards. International friends: see the shipping policy for how to get hollered at when that changes.

Gift cards

The good news, and it's all good news:

Gift cards never expire. Ever. No fees, no countdown, no fine print eating your balance.
Gift cards are not redeemable for cash, except where the law requires it (for example, some states require cash-out of small remaining balances — if that's you, email us and we'll follow your state's rules).
Gift card purchases are non-refundable.
Gift cards can't be used to buy other gift cards. (Sorry, infinite-money-glitch fans.)

Digital products

Buying a digital product gets you a personal-use license: download it, use it, love it, keep it forever. It doesn't get you the right to resell it, redistribute it, or post it somewhere for free (that one hurts our feelings AND our rent).

Digital sales are final — see the returns policy.

For customers in the EU (when we eventually ship there): by downloading a digital product immediately, you consent to immediate performance and waive the statutory 14-day withdrawal right for digital content. This line is dormant until we sell internationally.

The liability part

We stand behind everything we sell. But to the fullest extent the law allows, our total liability for any order is capped at what you paid for that order, and we're not liable for indirect or consequential damages. Nothing here limits rights that your state gives you that can't be waived.